You have a vulva in your throat. [20 Jul 2006|11:18am] [ music | every time I die ] So, yesterday after class, Nathan, Suzette and I met Don at the Ginger House for Happy Hour. It was like 4:30 and I was plastered by five and yelling somehing about tobacco to Nathan aross the table. After class I came back to my apartment and continued to drink. I walk into the bathroom and take a piss and also notice that the bathroom is green. I yell to Amy across the apartment, "Did you make the bathroom green?!" she laugh, says yes, and then makes fun of me for taking a really long time to notice. At around 11 Don and Nathan come over with a bottle of STOLI as a house wharming gift. We drink some more. I play Super Nintendo, Super Mario World- (which is incredibly difficult while intoxicated) and they watch and we make fun of kids in our sociology class and neo-christians. I smoke 3 or 4 cigarettes and we head to the bar. And then to another. Dave meets us out and we drink on our roof and talk about good music, production and bycicles. After realizing it's nearly 5am, I leave the roof and head for bed because even though I am 13 hours trashed by then, I know if I don't go to bed, Class then work, will be even MORE awful then anyone thought was possible. I want a job at this cafe. They better hire me, I'm a sick employee. Sociology class is worse then an inoperable tumor at the base of my and I can't wait for it to end. I shit you not, I was almost converted yesterday in class. I was also almost assaulted when a 16 year old drunk gay boy, who was the "gayest gay to ever gay" tried to get me drunk at 3pm. ahhhh, FIT. I feel incredibly strange right now. Maybe it's the dehydration. Fuck summer. 3 Comments|Comment

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